Top 20 Reasons that We’re Glad Our Sister is in Mexico on Vacation, and We’re Not Jealous of Her...

Top 20 Reasons
that we’re glad our sister is in Mexico on vacation
....and we’re not jealous of her...

(in no particular order)


20. Our dogs won't be mad at us for going away and having gone to a big body of water and playing with Frisbee without them; and our cats won't be mad for us going to a big sand-box without them.

19. We can flush toilet paper down our toilet.

18. We get to smell the aroma of wet dog coming in from out of the rain instead of the stench of sour bathing suits.

17. We get to remove our damp pantyhose and heels at the end of the day; instead of brushing the sand out from between our toes.

16- We get to hear people tell us, "You look tired this afternoon." instead of "You look tan and refreshed."

15- We don’t have to hide the key to our room safe in a strategic place in our bathing suit.

14- We don’t have to summon enough hot air to blow out the whole 41 candles on our birthday cake.

13- We can understand the conversation in the booth behind us while having dinner out without using our phrase book.

12- We can enjoy watching our trees and spring buds freeze and die without worrying over a hurricane.

11- Our sexy underwear wasn’t rifled through by the TSA at the airport.

10- We can enjoy a glass of tap water.

9- We can chip off fresh ice from the ice storm and add to our glass of tap water.

8- We enjoy the exercise provided by freezing our buns off while retrieving firewood, instead of a walk on the beach.

7- We can clean our own homes, and don’t have to tip for maid service.

6- We don’t have to use our lint rollers to clean the pet fur off of the suitcases to travel.

5- We didn’t have to go to Victoria’s Secret for new thongs, or shop for specialty underwear just to take a vacation.

4- We get to enjoy discussing business with our husbands instead of refreshing banter over a margarita.

3- We get lobster flavored soy and meal replacements instead of a freshly speared lobster plucked from the ocean.

2- We can gas our own cars in the cold wind with our money that we didn’t spend on underwear, to drive to work or run errands without paying for a taxi.

1- We don’t have ugly impressions on our backsides from being passed out in a hammock for too long.


from Sally & Nancy.... Happy Birthday ROBIN!!!