Wednesday, September 19, 2012

I ♥ my iPhone





I ♥ my iPhone 4s.

Yes.
Yes. I do.
I really REALLY love it.
I should name it, I love it so much.

Now accepting suggestions.



While this dude (obviously) isn't Steve Jobs... he's the 2nd most important Steve in the whole Apple universe. The other Godfather.
Steve Wozniak
Inventor extraordinaire displays his iPhone 4s.

Now. Back to business.





Why I ♥ my iPhone
  • First off: it's compatible with my beloved iMac and all my lovely contacts, memos, calendars, etc. etc. integrate seamlessly.
  •  Don't forget iTunes. No longer have to haul my iPod around to juke out. Seriously was too afraid to burden my poor little blackerberry with all that info- it might have exploded.
  • Thirdly (and probably most importantly)... images. If pictures are worth a thousand words then I'm a poet wealthy in the most verbose sense of the term: loquacious. Too bad that doesn't translate to dollars, as then I'd be as wealthy as... say... Steve W.
  • But back to those images.... not only can I access them, I can shoot quality pics and edit them from the same device! Oh, HAPPY DAY!! I'm no longer fretting over not having hauled my nice-big Canon lens out (and risked the sprinklers) to the garden to take a picture of a daisy.
  • Then... I can upload them and share them with all 500+ friends and still not had to return to the house and get distracted by the domestic chores staring me in the face.

Yes.... this iUser is a happy camper and totally in love.

True Story: The first one I shot was my Mother. First PHOTO, duh! Then I proceeded to take several with Dad and (of course) one or the other was wonky. So... took phone home, uploaded to computer, edited in PS-CS3 to correct glare, white balance, add father-unit in, uploaded to FB, downloaded to phone, texted to siblings- happiness. Too many steps. But... I was learning.

Since then I use my camera (er... I mean phone) for the mundane, the day-to-day and most often for recreational purposes.

Exhibit 4: notice the photo of the trailer hitch. My first time to ever hitch (and pull) the trailer by myself. Rather than disturb Husband with troubling himself to arise and actually check my work- I sent him a picture for approval. He approved, I drove away and it was all... without... a bitch. One or the other of us would have done so had he had to get out of bed to verify this!

Exhibits 5,6, 8: Photos of the critters. I take these every day and send to Hubster to brighten his day.

Then... I discovered....

INSTAGRAM 
Oh. My. Goodness. Like Twitter but just images.
Can you say "Mo' Bettah"??
I'm not sure why I like it better than Twitter- but, I do. Maybe because I'm such a visual-thinker.

Nonetheless. That discovery has led to Photoshop Express, Photo Effects Studio (PSE), FilterMania2, WowFX and a whole plethora of other image editing apps.

My absolute go-to favorite image APPS are:

Snapseed  What can I say? Truly remarkable results and $4.99 is so worth it. NikSoftware has my vote for best understanding of what users want in an app that doesn't require a degree and/or a computer to turn snapshots into art. Yes. By far this app is the first one I open to tweak even the best of my shots because there is only so much you can really do with focusing and light adjustments in the natural setting and oh-so-much-MORE you can do within Snapseed.

    My opinion: Five star

    Selective Adjustments for brightness, saturation & contrast on multiple points.
    Automatic and/or User-controlled image adjustment tuning.
    The Straighten feature comes with a grid!!
    Vintage, Drama and Grunge filters are plentiful and adjustable.
    Tilt-shift and Frames.



    Phonto- Because of my tendency to use all my skills used in advertising and want to pepper my images with text and/or symbols this is THE BEST way to do it and the price is right... this app is FREE!! There are 200 fonts preinstalled with this app and you can add your own favorites within iTunes to download on your phone. So far I've resisted that temptation and just stuck with the preloads.

    The color-picker doesn't win any raves from me but after experimenting with the tints and shades adjusters and opacity I can usually find just the right tone. This app also includes the ability to make separate stroke color and lo and behold.... SHADING! Oh. yes... I like these features.

    Now- here is the fun part. You can make more than just one layer of text with this app. Yup. You read that correctly. And.. using different fonts! And colors! The ONLY complaint I have is that I can't replicate EXACTLY (sometimes) the same color choices I made on the first layer of text which is really annoying- but, I'm learning to squint my eyes and come within pretty darn close.

    Because of the versatility of this product I would give it a 5 star but because of that one complaint-

    My opinion: 4.75 stars

    Playing with Instagram leads to other users playing with their iPhones.

    Friend, Jules, has been participating in a fun Photo-a-Day challenge given by FatMumSlim. I joined- of course... don't expect me to EVER get each and every day's challenge done. But- the one for 9.11 the word was "Hero". So.. using only the apps I had already downloaded, I created:

    IMAGE #9 - SEMPER FI

    The original image is of son from a friend's wedding and the initial image of his face has such poor lighting that I had to adjust the shadows on his face with Snapseed. The smoke/cloud/dust layers are multiple layers and opacity from WOWFX-Free, the helicopters are from FilterMania 2 and (sadly aren't his beloved Sea Knights- but, remember.. I'm using only what I have already loaded!) and finally the text is layered on in Phonto. Then uploaded into Instagram. Total apps used for one image: five. Six if you count the image storage for saving each altered version and then opening in a different app.

    Yes... I LOVE my iPhone 4s. I can hardly WAIT to see what all the iPhone v5 has to offer. But.. since mine is new- I won't be finding out personally for a while. But for those of you considering a purchase... 4s has enough to make you happy photographer and it'll be cheaper, too!




    Sunday, August 12, 2012

    From Photobombs to Memes... it's Gonna Go Viral.


    There's no help for it. They are gonna go viral. Funny sayings. Funny faces. Not so funny photoshopped images. It's unfortunate but true... might as well laugh when it happens to you.

    Tuesday, July 10, 2012

    Sunsets on the Farm



    My dear sweet husband.... he didn't know it at the time we bought and moved to the farm, but he gave me one of my favorite scenes.

    Sunsets....

    Sometimes they are brilliant. Sometimes serene. Sometimes both. Always a great way to end a day.

    Tuesday, June 12, 2012

    Weatherman Voodoo Doll • snark alert


    Frustrated?

    Dissatisfied with the same old forecast????
    Irked with downpours ruining your tee-time???
    Exasperated beyond belief by a lack of drought-relief??
    Agravated juggling day-care providers due to snow-days?

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    on this non-descript, palm-sized doll.
    Order today! Supplies are limited!
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    Snark provided by Sarah S Dixon

    Disclaimer: I do not condone or suggest the actual use of voodoo or witchcraft. This was strictly an exercise in humor and isn't not intended to encourage such activity.  I am a believer in the Lord Jesus Christ and give Him full credit for being the creator and master of the weather. Please see Micah 5:12 for His judgement on such activity.

    Tuesday, April 03, 2012






    Frog and Mouse by Getsuju Japan, late 18th-early 19th century 90.3 x 167.8cm Ink on paper Kaikodo, New York Source: [1]





    This gray April morning I sit listening to the sounds of the frogs calling on the rains, the thunder answering "coming, I'm coming"; and the finch squabbling on the feeders. While that doesn't make a haiku, it did make me search for one. 


    I found this lovely by:  Matsuo Bashōa great poet and essayist of the Edo period (1603-1867).

    old pond,frog jumping into watersoundtranslation by: Fumiko Saisho



    Renku ("linked verses"), the Japanese form of popular collaborative linked verse poetry formerly known as haikai no renga. For more information, see here.


    and here are the finch. colorful and chattery little beggars!!

    Sunday, February 12, 2012


    The Shadow Kitten
    from: The Kitten's Garden of Verses, 1911

    Written & Illustrated by: Oliver Herford
    Digital collage: Sarah Sally Dixon

    There’s a funny little kitten that tries to look like me,
    But though I’m round and fluffy, he’s as flat as flat can be;
    And when I try to mew to him he never makes a sound,
    And when I jump into the air he never leaves the ground.

    He has a way of growing, I don’t understand at all.
    Sometimes he’s very little and sometimes he’s very tall.
    And once when in the garden when the sun came up at dawn
    He grew so big I think he stretched half-way across the lawn.

    The entire book contents can be found and downloaded at Project Guttenberg.

    Monday, January 30, 2012

    leaving January.... loving February!

    Hogs 'n kisses- nothing sweeter!
    Somethings just make the heart go swoon. 'er... maybe that should be swine. Anywhoozies.... it's time to pucker up buttercup- love me some piggies... and Razorbacks especially!

    WHOOOOOOOOOO! Pigs! SOOOIEEE!!

    New artwork for cafePress and Happy Valentines Season.

    Wednesday, January 11, 2012

    oh, January... you are so dreary!

    Nothing goes better with you than: a warm kitten (or 4), a pot of hot apple cider and a stack of books.

    Why then is it that I always find myself FLYING in January? The worst month of the entire year? and to warmer climes? Meaning travelers must carry a wide ranging wardrobe in order to be prepared for all activities?