Frustrated?
Dissatisfied with the same old forecast????
Irked with downpours ruining your tee-time???
Exasperated beyond belief by a lack of drought-relief??
Agravated juggling day-care providers due to snow-days?
Get your REVENGE TODAY using the WEATHERMAN VOODOO DOLL
Get relief and revenge the easy way!Made in America by real Americans with real American biodegradable cotton • Non-toxic • If desired results are not achieved with first use then try using more voltage • WARNING: Electricity can be dangerous to your health • Batteries not included. Not for children under 99. This product is a toy, no actual thunderbolts should be directed at actual living objects • Patent pending • Trademark Licensing • Snark provided in ample amounts.
Prick, jab & ZAP your anxieties away
on this non-descript, palm-sized doll.
Order today! Supplies are limited!
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Snark provided by Sarah S Dixon
Disclaimer: I do not condone or suggest the actual use of voodoo or witchcraft. This was strictly an exercise in humor and isn't not intended to encourage such activity. I am a believer in the Lord Jesus Christ and give Him full credit for being the creator and master of the weather. Please see Micah 5:12 for His judgement on such activity.
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