DEEP THOUGHTS

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

And on the other hand, you have different fingers.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.