... all through the house,
not a creature was stirring,
not even a souse.
The stockings, though "hole-y"
hung on the mantle with care-
two dogs sit by the hearth,
shedding all kinds of hair.
The Head Granny of all
bundled in scarf and warm quilts
waits patiently for family
to don their new kilts.
The chief cook 'n bottlewasher
ponders recipes and book
for something spectacular
to taste and to cook.
She also commands
the decorating crew
rehanging lights
both colored and blue.
Her tree though quite slim
has nutcrackers and a star
angels and birds
but no boughs on thar!
The family has high hopes
that Santa will bring
not only gifts in shiny boxes
but gifts screaming "BLING"!
Be sure and ask my dear Mama what kind of "rocks" Santa brought her this year!!
Title inspiration credits go to: Nan!
Grinch paradoy a lame tribute to Dr 'Theodore Geisel' Seuss.
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